Figured it out

There is a way to stop the kids from fighting.

I am a GENIUS.

I should receive an award.  Or something.

It is so simple.

Here is how to alleviate fighting between your kids (pay attention and follow step by step):

Step one: take a deep breath

Step two: SCREAM AS LOUD AS YOU CAN WHILE YOU THROW THINGS IN YOUR HOUSE (the key to this is to lose your mind in the process…pulling your own hair works pretty good….)

Step three: watch as the kids look at you in fear, then run to each other for support

Works like a charm.  Can’t believe it took me this long to figure it out.